A woman answers her front door, man standing outside says "Terribly sorry but I think Ive just ran over your cat"
Woman.. "Oh no!!!" breaks down sobbing.
Man feeling guilty "But I was thinking of replacing him"
Woman "Thats all very well but how are you at catching mice?"
2007-08-09 06:26:18 · 25 answers · asked by milly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
feline ... so do I. Have two and a sense of humour
2007-08-09 06:36:02 · update #1
Sorry, thats not very interesting. But I will give you a star anyway
2007-08-09 06:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You remind me the circus act with an alligator. One of the tricks was that the trainer knocks the alligator on the head with his fist - which caused the alligator to open his mouth. Then he places his 'finger' in the alligator's mouth and the alligator chomps down on it. The trainer knocks on his head again and the trainer is completely unscathed. So the trainer now asks the audience if there is someone who would like to volunteer to do the trick. Way in the back a woman raises her hand and says, "Oh, I'll volunteer to do it - as long as you don't knock me on the head so hard."
2007-08-09 16:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure this was told in Mary Poppins. Where there all floating near the ceiling...
2007-08-09 06:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Little_Blossom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
with the aid of fact it replaced into between 1pm and 2pm and the elephants have been have been leaping out of the wood. Why do beavers have a flat tail? with the aid of fact they have been below the wood between 1pm and 2pm.
2016-10-01 23:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I liked it. Those idiots just want a dirty joke. Have a star.
2007-08-09 06:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by coconut 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your desperation is over,i am feeling in a generous mood.
2007-08-09 06:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's okay but a star for you. Let me give you my jokes. I think you'll love it
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AukEadGltDACXeFYrNHPQcbsy6IX?qid=20070809093208AAI59S1
Star only if you like it but still comment
2007-08-09 06:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by LiveLuv&Laugh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh! =D
have a star, im sick of racist jokes they put on here.
2007-08-09 07:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by missmollie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k ill give u a star
2007-08-09 06:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheap and cheesy, only a dork like me can appreciate it.
Star.
2007-08-09 06:30:09 · answer #10 · answered by Some dude 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋