Mile High Club.?

Question

So I'm going on a vaccation soon and want to know the logistics of becoming a member of the mile high club.
Where? How to avoid being noticed?

Have any of you got caught before?

Answer 1

Not worth the trouble. It is bad sex in a bad location with the possibility of going to jail and paying a huge fine. If you are on a long, overnight flight you may be able to pull it off, but even then it is likely not worth the trouble. Who would believe you anyway? May as well lie and say you did it, rather than going through the trouble.

That said, what you do is syncronize your watches. Then have one of you go to the bathroom. Wait exactly five minutes, then have the other person go and let them in. Do it quickly and quietly in the stinky, cramped bathroom, standing up (oh, what joy!). Then have one of you leave. Wait a few minutes. Then have the other. This is all assuming you are on an overnight flight and no one is paying any attention. Otherwise, you may as well just carry weed on yourself and turn yourself in for it. Not worth it.

Answer 2

Do it in the bathroom. A good time would be when they are serving drinks. As they walk up the aisle with their carts go back. No one, not even teh stewardesses will be back there, and the food/drink cart not only blocks people from going down the aisle, but also people want to stay in their seats to get some food. Have fun.

Answer 3

the Mile High club has become so lame.....there are over 58,000 flights a day.....come up with something more original....and besides, if you get caught it is now a Federal crime....rumor has it that the hijackers of 911 fame became members of the Migh High Club right before they took over the plane....do you really want to be associated with them?

Answer 4

in the bathroom, quietly. and for god's sake, don't get caught. lol.

Answer 5

you may not want to do that, you get caught and you'll get in loads of trouble!!!