A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's
OK but he's stuck in the bull-bar at the front of my Ute and is wriggling
and
squealing so much I cannot get him out".
The manager says, "OK, there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and
shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him".
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said Boss. Took
the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bar. No
problem there, but I still can't go on.
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..
"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under
the right front wheel arch".....................
"You there boss?"
2007-08-09 05:09:08 · 14 answers · asked by vlf126 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its so hard to please everyone for those of you just looking for 2 points...
2007-08-11 07:17:02 · update #1
ENJOY THEM
2007-08-11 07:18:34 · update #2
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another excellent joke Steve.!!!
Poor cop ha ha ha.!!!
10/10 from me and my mates at work.!!!
Cheers man.!!!
2007-08-09 06:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! Yar me like!
2007-08-09 05:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 16:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good lol
2007-08-09 05:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it! Good one!
2007-08-09 05:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Em 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it, have a wee star x x
2007-08-09 05:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by milly 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm Sorry but i don't find it funny
2007-08-09 05:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by emma b 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oooohhhhhhh cough cough giggle giggle!! good one. starred!!!
2007-08-09 06:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for your loss.
2007-08-09 05:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-09 07:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋