Fifty-Fifty
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Burger King. He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The young man than asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn using the teeth."
2007-08-09 05:06:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! Unexpected ending!
I love it...enjoy a *
2007-08-09 05:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww! They must really love each other! Great Joke!
~Candice~
2007-08-09 12:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww…kinda cute…
2007-08-09 12:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by 2cte4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!!!! I can hardly wait to get old and do whatever funny or eccentric things come into my head - and get by with it! :-) Thanks for sharing this - sure made me laugh. :-) bbjo.
2007-08-09 12:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one hehe
2007-08-09 12:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo....good one!
Here's a star!
2007-08-09 12:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow okay
2007-08-09 12:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Chelsea N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny and gross!
2007-08-09 12:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by Freddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-09 12:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by emma b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋