There is a rumor going around ,that God is making some economic changes .
Hell is booked out ,and so many people are going there still ,that to avoid unnecessary travel arrangements ,he decided to make Earth as Hell 2.
Sort of like killing 8 billion birds with one stone
And what we feel now ,is the stoves being lit .
The Sun ,not his son(he has washed his hands of the whole affair),has become an accomplice
Now there is the devil to pay ,since he´s gonna be the supervisor.
He has decided to scrap the idea of Heaven ,it just wasn't viable any more
So don't waste your time praying
They are still calling it Global Warming
so as not to panic the people.
Then it will become Global simmering
and we end up as Global boiling
sorry
this is the absolute truth
trust me
I saw it on Fox News
2007-08-09 06:54:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it is global warming. Yes. I live in Minnesota where on average in the summer time we have 13 days at or above 90 degrees F. We have had 21 so far and are in a severe drought. I'm thinking the Earth is none to happy with us.
2007-08-09 11:40:37
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answered by Uncle Tim 6
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Believe it or not, weird weather is the norm. There have always been earthquakes, hurricanes and tornadoes and sometimes in weird places. It is reporting it and people trying to claim it is manmade that is the weirdness but even that is pretty consistent with people believing they have greater impact on the world than actual evidence indicates.
2007-08-09 11:47:22
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answered by JimZ 7
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Certainly the weather and earthquakes are unrelated things. And there are always strange things happening, here and there, now and then. We just hear about them more today, with TV and the Internet.
2007-08-09 12:00:59
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answered by campbelp2002 7
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i think the global warming effecting the weather cycle.
2007-08-09 12:41:27
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answered by -oethiechantique- 2
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Hmm. Almost sounds like something i read out of the bible. Maybe a sign of the times .
2007-08-09 11:54:24
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answered by dad 6
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I wouldn't worry so much, we're gonna get hit by an asteroid soon anyway
2007-08-10 03:44:27
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answered by fyzer 4
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What have you been reading? I've haven't heard anything like that in the news.
2007-08-09 23:37:19
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answered by Mr. Cheese 2
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let's still blame it on El Nino. I haven't heard that in a while.
2007-08-09 11:37:50
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answered by WJ 5
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