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", I am God. I have selected you to prepare the world for my arrival. Go now and tell your fellow people this:"

and provides you with a list of things to tell "your fellow people."

What would you do?

(No, this hasn't happened to me. I'm just curious.)

2007-08-09 03:46:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(Maybe a drinking question but I figured I'd ask)

2007-08-09 03:47:00 · update #1

11 answers

Drink the voice away

2007-08-09 03:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby skit about God appearing to Noah....

G: Noah!
N: Who is that?
G: It's the Lord, Noah
N: (sarcastically) Riiiiiiight. Where are ya? What you want? I've been good.
G: I want you to build an Ark
N: Riiiiiight! What's an Ark?
G: Get some wood build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
N: Riiiiight! What's a cubit?
G: Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was. Well don't worry about that Noah. When you get that done, go out into the world and collect all of the animals in the world by twos,male and female, and put them into the ark.
N: Riiiiiight! Who is this really? What's going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?
G: I'm going to destory the world
N: Riiiiiight! Am I on Candid Camera?

2007-08-09 10:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mike H. 4 · 0 2

If it is of good it is of God if it is of bad and their is the least of bad in what you are hearing it is not of God but of Satan.I see no bad in your question .Nothing but good could come from it. Yes i would do as the Lord ask of me, Goes to show you that the world is blinded by the words of God, trying to convince you that you are crazy LoL .

2007-08-09 10:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by patricia 5 · 0 0

I'd wonder if someone played a trick on me a la the trick played on Kent in "Real Genius."

2007-08-09 11:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by VeggieTart -- Let's Go Caps! 7 · 1 0

See a psychiatrist.

2007-08-09 10:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

2007-08-09 10:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'd get myself to a psychiatrist, quickly.

2007-08-09 10:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'll visit a physciologist.

2007-08-09 10:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ahmad 4 · 1 0

hearing voices in your head is called schizophrenia, medication and intense counseling is necessary

2007-08-09 10:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by Fae 4 · 0 1

I would immediately go to an emergency room... check in to psychiatry...

2007-08-09 10:49:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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