Translate, then answer the question?

Question

Ten points for the most ridiculous answer, in English or the other language. I'll tell you what it is----- later.
Quantum materiam materietur marmota monax, si marmota monax materiam materietur posse.

Answer 1

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure!

Answer 2

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quantum materiam materietur
marmota monax, si marmota
monax materiam materietur posse.
Correct one
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?"

Stop your buk buk, Parshotam, Manhotram,Amdan Amdi Amdeo, Habibi Haya Haya.
Kaim Chey. Su Chey, Majje Machay.

I give up.
Are you people casting spell?

Answer 3

My latin isn't so good for me to reply in it but my english is pretty good:

This is a question i used to always ask as a child,but could never find a decent answer mainly coz there is no real answer to it since we all know a woodchuck can chuck wood, but the amount it chucks is relative and dependant on too many variables like; the woodchuck's inclination to chuck said wood,the type of wood being chucked,and the physical health and age of the woodchuck(don't i sound like a l'il scholar on wildlife?)!!!!!!!

Presently i am unable to contain my mirth and a stray chuckle escapes me every so often(hehehe)

Answer 4

Latin equivalent of the infamous woodchuck question. You could picked a harder one. Also you mispelled it.
"Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?"

Answer 5

Not quite grammatically correct. It will be interesting to see if anybody else can translate this.
Don't hold your breath!
But you get a star for the most ridiculous item of the day.

Answer 6

Is it something about lovin' a woodchuck or giving him wood? Or maybe the possum giving the woodchuck wood. What the heck is a woodchuck something like a beaver?

Answer 7

Latin, of course, and not igpay atinlay.
ouYay ustmay ebay oldway ikelay emay.
One of them ate about 50 of my chrysanthemums a couple years ago---right down to the ground.