Myself, the first people to go would be the jerks in my office who leave a lousy SMIDGE of coffee in the pot just to avoid having to make more, and the fat guy who sits next to me a gulps from his Mountain Dew all day and then makes little gasping and burping noises after.
2007-08-09 03:04:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Let's not take the question too seriously, people. It's just for fun.
2007-08-09 03:12:57 · update #1
No, I'm not a Christian, actually I'm an Atheist. I don't believe in hell, and I'm not sending anyone there. Sheesh, try to have a little fun around here....
2007-08-09 03:18:05 · update #2
No one. And I'm glad you don't have that power.
2007-08-09 03:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by osborne_pkg 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know how when you want to make a left turn out of a side street and there are a lot of cars going right and slowly inching forward, and instead of the guy holding up a bit so you can squeeze out and make your left, he pulls forward and blocks the intersection so you have to sit there and wait for 10 minutes as he sits 10 feet more forward than he otherwise would have been ....?
That guy should go to hell.
2007-08-09 10:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Pedophiles
2. Murderers
3. Rapists
4. The heads of the oil companies
5. Al Gore
6. Bill and Hillary Clinton
2007-08-09 10:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only people I would send to hell are pedophile priests and the jerks that protest our military funerals.
Too bad hell isn't real and I don't have the power to do any sending.
2007-08-09 10:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, aren't you just the PERFECT little christian. If you are a christian, which I assume you are since you obviously believe in hell, you apparently never heard the words "judge not lest ye be judged." If all it takes to send someone to hell is slurping or not wanting to make more coffee, then I'm sure you won't be lonely there.
2007-08-09 10:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Keltasia 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If hell existed and I had the power to condemn, I would change the world rather than create a man, tempt him, then condem him for the way I made him...
2007-08-09 10:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one. My wisdom is too finite to appreciate the dimensions of condemning anyone to eternal torment.
Okay, okay.
Anyone who misuses a position of trust or power to victimize or exploit others.
2007-08-09 10:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the fun of it, those who go around judging others.
Oh wait, that is a sin....possibly they are condemning themselves.
Job done.
I for one do not possess the power, only God does.
If hell does exsist.
2007-08-09 10:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Televangelists.
2007-08-09 10:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by mathematician 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't condem anyone for an eternity. Everyone has the ability to grow and change in eternity.
2007-08-09 10:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whom would I send to hell?
Spammers, junk mailers, telemarketers...ok, basically anyone involved in marketing.
Oh, and Fergie.
2007-08-09 10:11:49 · answer #11 · answered by Peter D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋