A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, ***** and *****".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, ***** is a cat like our little Mittens, and ***** is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...***** and *****.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is *****."
"OK dad, so what's a *****?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
2007-08-09 01:32:50 · 10 answers · asked by ezra k 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh low juoke, but i couldnt help laughing
2007-08-09 01:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by Pushing The Senses! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think u should give up on ur naeighbor beecause hes older and he is moving away and he will probably want to do things with u that ur not ready for. Now this guy thats in your yr i would talk to him and let him know that u like him so that he doesnt just keep hesring it from other people. He probaably likes u alittle bit butt he sounds like someone who doesnt reakllly have a lot of experience with girklsl which is probabaly why it was akward. But think if u dont telll im how u feel now ull never know what mighta happened. hope this helps!!
2016-05-17 21:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! Even though I it does not apply to me. It only includes women who show themselves in magazines that cost $5. He can't afford to see me naked! STAR!
~Candice~
2007-08-09 02:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao have a star for making me smile!
2007-08-09 03:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tut tut... joking
heres a star
2007-08-09 01:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh I should not be laughing, but i will admit i did. jerk!!! xoxo haha
2007-08-12 18:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts gd
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2007-08-09 02:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by i wish bob was my uncle dont you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny!
2007-08-09 01:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by ~brandy~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-09 02:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
2007-08-09 08:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋