Those Mormons have been coming to my house every day....I might as well become a moooormon!!!!!!!!
2007-08-09 00:18:18 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Come Break Me Down♥ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please don't-- I hate seeing other women being told they're not equal to men and kept under a firm hand.
2007-08-09 00:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by mathaowny 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Geez, the other people answering this don't like Mormons... Being one, I must say that Mormon women AREN'T put lower than men, we AREN'T polygamists anymore, and if you are really interested, contact me. I may be able to answer some of your questions.
2007-08-10 17:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by fergydude76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I received a revelations from Gawd the other day, and he did say unto me: "Tell that person on Yahoo Answers I said become a Mormon."
it is his will for you to find Mormon Jesus. Onward Christian Solider! Hallelujah! *speakes in tongues*
I guess... sure. why not? lol.
2007-08-09 07:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what a "fallout" is, does that mean that you once went to church or something but now you don't go anymore?
Anyhow, it really doesn't matter in regards to answering your question. Why would you want to join a false religion started by a false prophet who was (if he can be believed) deceived by an evil angel masquerading as an angel of light?
Don't tell me that since you got turned off to Christianity for some reason that now you've got "itching ears" and want to listen to some myths about a guy finding golden tablets in the woods of America written in Egyptian that he translated using "seer stones" to come up with the book of Mormon or that you want to sit around and hear how God was once a man and that if you become a Mormon you can become like God and have your own planet to rule over?
Don't get caught up in that religion that teaches that Jesus was a spirit brother of Satan whose plan the Father accepted over Satan's plan for saving people.
Follow Jesus and get hooked up to a good church like mine http://www.alcf.net where the emphasis is on living a Christian life in the real world and being prepared to be with God in the life to come.
Check out my Pastor, he speaks plainly with a great sense of humor, one person said that he sounds like a cross between Martin Lawrence and Martin Lujther King http://www.oneplace.com/ministries/enduring_truth
2 Timothy 4:1 I charge you in the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who is to judge the living and the dead, and by his appearing and his kingdom: 2 preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching. 3 For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, 4 and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.
2007-08-09 07:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If you tell me where you are, and you're close enough, I could come by your house and try to win you back?
I'll bring the misses with me, if that would make you feel more comfortable.
2007-08-09 07:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by SDW 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have considered becoming mormon also just so i can have 6 wives then i thought who the hell wants 6 wives and bagged the idea
2007-08-09 07:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by jesus is gay 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I couldn't care less.
2007-08-09 07:21:43 · answer #7 · answered by Perceptive 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to wear thick and heavy underwear.
2007-08-09 07:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, you're already a Moron, so all you need to do is add another M.
2007-08-09 07:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
apples and oranges.
2007-08-09 07:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by witchfinder general 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋