There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
2007-08-08 22:27:54 · 12 answers · asked by billyndave 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is silly! Thanx!
Sitting here in pain and you made me laugh!:)
EDIT:
RAYOFLIGHT- I am sorry for your loss, hope you find some comfort in those around you!
2007-08-08 22:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Delighted 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no it's 3 test tickles actually
2016-05-17 21:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 22:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having a sad day today...family death..this made me smile..thank you
2007-08-08 23:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rayoflight C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny, love it - star
2007-08-08 22:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
Thats Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA
starred!!
=D
2007-08-08 22:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
very good
2007-08-08 22:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
a star for u
2007-08-08 22:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it, loved it, loved it!!!
2007-08-08 22:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!! It tickled my fancy anyhow!! Thanks x
2007-08-08 22:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by clara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋