NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wo+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. bOiLs at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for an unknown
reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known. till now.
this not to hurt any females . just for fun. i think i will get the another element from the readers
2007-08-08 22:26:25 · 13 answers · asked by risker4you 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's nice
u've got wit
2007-08-10 00:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by aditi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well u hav don it again!another witty element!where du get such stuff 4m?i agree only wit the physical properties(didnt u mean qualities here?)
2007-08-09 07:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by aditi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha so funny risker u r grea8 labotory tester star 4 u
2007-08-10 02:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats PJ(Poor joke).
2007-08-09 08:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by coolblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! there's a hilarious chemist out there!
here's a star for you.
2007-08-09 07:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by namesake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha....thats somthg i never heard b4.
2007-08-09 22:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's bare jokes
2007-08-09 05:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont find anything funny in that! HUH
2007-08-10 04:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, good one..
2007-08-09 08:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by Sonal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry smarty i m your friend then also i must tell u that was gross.
2007-08-10 08:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by zuber d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋