Clean joke about forgiveness?

Question

I need a good clean joke or short funny story about forgiveness that can be told at a women's retreat. Thank you.

Answer 1

I'm not sure if this joke is about forgiveness, but here goes.

A woman bought a parrot for a pet. All the parrot did was treat her bad. It insulted her and every time she tried to pick it up, it would peck at her arm.
One day she got fed up with the parrot and as it was insulting her she picked it up, it continued with the insults.."you're ugly! I can't stand you!" and it pecked at her arm as she carried it. She opened the freezer door and threw him in and closed the door. From inside, the parrot was still going on for about 5 seconds and then it was suddenly quiet.

She thought, "Oh no, I killed it!" She open the door and the parrot just looked at her. She picked it up. Then the parrot said:

"I'm very sorry. I apologize for my bad behavior and promise you there will be no more of that. From now on, I will be a respectful, obedient parrot."
"Well OK" she said. "apology accepted". The parrot said "Thank you". Then he said, "Can I ask you something?" She said, "Yes, What?"
And the parrot looked at the freezer and asked, "What did the Chicken do?"

Answer 2

Forgiveness Jokes

Answer 3

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Clean joke about forgiveness?
I need a good clean joke or short funny story about forgiveness that can be told at a women's retreat. Thank you.

Answer 4

Forgiveness of sin against God or forgiveness of fault from humans. You did not state very well.
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Answer 5

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some chap stick. The pharmacists asks how the duck would like to pay for it and he says "just put it on my bill".

Answer 6

FAITHFULNESS TO THE END OF LIFE:

A ploiceman was assigned duty near the graveyard to watch a dead which was hanging beside the tree. A beardless young man was killed and hanged there. Senior officer ordered wait and watch until senior doctor does not come from city. During his duty time he saw a faithful lady sitting beside a grave. He watched for sometime then went near and asked the reason. She explained that she was in true love with her husband and there was an agreement of love upto end of life. Now he has died and I will wait here till last time of my life. Police man was unmarried, he though how faithful lady is this ! I should marry with this grade of loving lady. He offered her she refused but after a deep wooing she agreed. During this process the murderers came and took the body to hide the proof. Now policeman was too much worried about his duty. The lady was faithful and felt pain of her new expected husbands problem. She proposed to take out the dead body of her husband and hang in place of that dead man. Police man was happy about idead. The dug up grave quickly and hanged the carcass there. After a while police man noticed that the hanged person was beardless and her husband has beard. She proposed we should pull his beard little by little from the roots. They did so and were happy about their achievement and started their love promises again. After all promises police man said, "I accept all love promises but do not make me beard-less afer I die!!!"

Answer 7

Salvation is free, with a 5 dollar donation.

fit that into some conversation. it'll be funny.

Answer 8

Michael took Kevin along with him to confession for moral support. Kevin waited in the pews while Michael approached the confessional.

"Forgive me father, I have sinned, I have been with a woman."

"Ah Michael," sighed the priest, "you have grieved the Holy Spirit. Tell me, was it Mary McCarthy?"

"I can't tell you, father," answered Michael, "I promised I wouldn't say, but forgive me, I have sinned, I have been with a woman."

"Michael, this is not what you have been taught by Mother Church. Was it Sinead O'Rourke?"

"I can't say, father, I promised I wouldn't, but forgive me, I have sinned, I have been with a woman."

"Ah, Michael, your poor mother and father would be heartbroken to know this. I wonder, was it Philomena Donnelly?"

"I can't tell you, father, I promised, forgive me, I have been with a woman."

"Michael, my son, I harboured such high hopes for you when you were an altar boy. Tell me, was it Therese Murphy?"

"Father, I can't say, I promised, forgive me father, I have sinned, I have been with a woman."

The priest pronounced, "Michael, you must say 50 Our Fathers and 30 Hail Marys."

"Thank you, father," a relieved Michael acknowledged, and went back to the pews where his mate Kevin was waiting.

"Michael, Michael, what did the father say?"

"He gave me 50 Our Fathers, 30 Hail Marys and four good leads."