Fat people are harder to kidnap?

Question

i am hoping that no-one will take offence to this topic and just treat it as the joke it is...

I want to put this on my blog but I need more additions, so, who wants to contribute??

so far I have:

1. You have to feed them more
2. They are harder to hide
3. They are harder to move
4. If you kill them you have to drag their fat *** around
5. You can't fit them in the boot or trunk
6. Nobody is willing to pay to get them back
7. You can't find a rope long enough to tie them up
8. They always ask for cake

Jenny o, why don't you just calm down. I am overweight and I think it is just a lighthearted joke. I am not condoning paedophiles, nor am I racist....it's a simple stupid joke. Get over it and don't be so condescending and patronising!!

Fine Jenny,
I apologise to all the fat people, Muslims, Peadophiles, black people, disabled people and gay people I may have offended.

And actually, can I also draw attention to the fact that every point, bar number 8, is in fact true!!

Answer 1

im overweight and i dont find it offensive i think we had all better get a life as things are getting out of hand with racism and everything sometimes its nice to take things at face value and have a damn good laugh at ourselves

fat people
cant run that fast

Answer 2

Anytime you ask "cake or die?" it's obvious which one they'll choose.

I think that this joke isn't offensive, it's just a joke. Not racist or hurtful to fat people at all.

And fat people would be harder to kidnap... (no offence)

Answer 3

People would miss them too much as they would have no one too make fun of!

Plus it would be too hard to kidnap a fat person as you would be too busy poking fun to actually get the job done!

IN REPSONSE TO JENNIE O.

Unfortuately people who are easily offended are offended at the slightest thing and its impossible to tip toe around them all the time!

ALL HUMOUR is laughing at someones expense in one way or another so why answer a question about jokes???
It may not appeal to all but if 1 person laughs its humour.

You Could argue that the person who asked the question is not as overweight as most??!!!!

I AM GINGER THOUGH AND I AM ASKING YOU.........

Why is kidnapping a ginger person a bad idea?

(and you cant argue I am not as ginger as others as ginger is ginger)

Answer 4

Not to be rude but...

The stench might overwhelm you.
You can't stray too far from a McDonald's.
They might be hiding weapons within their multiple rolls of fat.
They might sit on you when you're not looking.
It might really be a team of cops in a fat suit.
Flatulence issues.
They might break your toilet.
They might get stuck on your toilet.
They might clog your toilet.
You might just want to get a new toilet anyway.
They might break the rest of your furniture.
You might accidentally kidnap Santa Claus.
And finally, fat people are so jolly that you feel bad about it afterwards and confess.

That's all I've got.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

It's not funny though. Not because it's digging at fat people, because if we weren't allowed to take the mickey out of others there wouldn't really be much humour out there. More because it's just not witty!

Answer 7

You can't kidnap them on your own, you will need an accomplice

Answer 8

Treat it like the joke it is?
Why dont you try posting:
Muslims hard to kidnap
Peadophiles hard to kidnap
Black people hard to kidnap
Disabled people hard to kidnap
Gays hard to kidnap

im sure if everyone "treats it as the joke it is" it wont offend anyone.

GROW UP LITTLE GIRL!

Answer 9

Your so fat everytime you turn around it’s your birthday !!!!!

Answer 10

Just lol