I need a good umbrella?

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I need a good umbrella?

Does anybody know of a company that makes umbrellas that could survive a rain of fire? Also, do not give me the name of companies owned by heathens. I am only interested buying from people who unwaveringly believe in the one and only true God.

2007-08-08 21:24:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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May I suggest a full body flame retardant Demron suit...?

2007-08-08 22:12:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

You don't need to buy one. You're just not praying hard enough to receive one from above.

2007-08-09 04:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Pat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

the Devils Own................... Can beat all the heat...........

2007-08-09 04:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋