2007-08-08 20:18:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
G'nite, Squirrel. *hugs!*
2007-08-08 20:23:54 · update #1
(((Snout)))
2007-08-09 06:38:49 · update #2
Start insisting to yourself that he is real. Pray and when things happen to work out the way you wanted tell yourself it was Zeus that made it work out for you. Whenever you see lightening take it as validation of the existence of Zeus. Otherwise where would lightening come from? Those darn lying scientists don't know anything they just want to discredit the Greek mythology book you've been reading that clearly states Zeus throws the lightening.
2007-08-08 20:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stand outside with an umbrella during a thunderstorm.
2007-08-09 03:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by Neoholbach 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard he has a thing for swans. Or maybe he likes to impregnate women when he's a swan.
Either way, I don't think he's into penguins. A freak, but not into penguins.
2007-08-09 03:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear Zeus likes to seduce human women. If you are a woman, it should be easy.
2007-08-09 03:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anne 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ladies' night at our local swan bar is always a hoot, and penguins are always welcome. Zeus puts in an appearance regularly, and is always keen to make new friends, like local lady Leda. See the attached photos:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_(mythology)
(((IWF)))
2007-08-09 03:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worship a statue of Zeus and touch it in a sexual way now and then.
2007-08-09 03:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by JapAmerican 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Flirt with Venus!
2007-08-09 03:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
butter him up, he has a huge ego. every time it storms, tell him how big his lightning bolts are. let him know that he's married to a MILF and you're really eager to leanr his methods for cheating on her with mortals. bascially, idolize him in every way and you'll be in his good graces in no time.
2007-08-09 03:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Erica S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
walk around with a lighting rod during a thunderstorm.
The closeness of your relationship will be "shocking"
2007-08-09 04:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch all the movies about him, and do what the people in the movie do.
2007-08-09 03:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sandra B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋