There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent #$%&^*%," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
2007-08-08 20:16:24 · 8 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW funny as shyt man
2007-08-08 20:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awsome, i got one you might like.
Okay, there's this guy who goes to the beach and notices this chick with no arms or legs crying.
"why are you crying," He asks her.
"i got no arms, nor legs, and i've never been ******,"she says to him balling her eye's out. so he takes her out on his row boat and goes off into the middle of no where in the ocean. Geuss what he does......
he throws her over board and says, "now you ******!"
2007-08-09 03:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by Deviant Fish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
They are made for each other.
2007-08-09 03:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! good laugh. real you-know-whats don't vibrate though... that's an indicator right there.
2007-08-09 03:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by dolcebella4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-08-09 04:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goody!!
2007-08-09 03:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is hilarious!
2007-08-09 03:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it, the dildo fathered many children
2007-08-09 03:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋