George Sr. hurled on the Japanese prime minister. Jr. choked on pretzels. The twins can't stop letting alcohol into their mouths.
Even poor Laura. She said "I do" that one time...
What a cruel God :(
2007-08-08 19:56:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think it came from the Tower of Babel, when god confused the languages. He messed up the speach of fake Texans.
2007-08-08 19:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
But penguin, you misunderstand. God is infinitely wise -- he deprived President Bush (phuH) of the necessary brain cells to understand any of those problems. So Bush doesn't even KNOW those are problems. He's the decider, not the understander.
He's like Job in the Bible.
If Job were in a persistent mornatative state.
2007-08-09 03:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think GWB needs to do a re-take on that pretzel thing. The outcome wasn't good the first time.
2007-08-09 03:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But they did that to themselves! Free will, dontcha know... George Dubya CHOSE to choke on that pretzel.
2007-08-09 02:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many times is that Walter idiot going to quote Desiderata?
2007-08-09 03:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by laotzu4272 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget Laura smashed into another car drunk and killed a teenaged classmate.
2007-08-09 03:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
god is not cruel
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Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.
Max Ehrmann, Desiderata, Copyright 1952.
2007-08-09 02:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by walter e 6 · 2⤊ 7⤋
gene pool needs chlorine
2007-08-09 02:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Darth Alfalfa 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This was actually humorous. I love satire.
2007-08-09 03:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by javadic 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
have u ever been with a bush snake?
2007-08-09 03:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋