im going to give you 3 riddles together ok, so the first riddle is:
1. why did the mad man on a areoplane throw the toilet bowl out of the window?
2. why did a lady just die suddenly when she's only walking down the street?
3. and last.. why did a schoolboy, after scoring a perfect 100 marks in his test and being top in his class, still go to a corner by himself and cried his eyes out?
i have invented this riddle together with my elder sister and i would like to share it with you guys. hope it's fun! the closest or correct answer gets 10 points!! enjoy...;-p
2007-08-08
19:49:39
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way...i will give you a hint: all the riddles are sort of connected together. that's all i can tell you! good luck...;)
2007-08-08
19:55:18 ·
update #1
If the meaning of "mad" in #1 is angry,then:
#1 He was pissed off
#2 She got killed by the falling toilet bowl
#3 The lady who got killed by the toilet bowl was his mother
If in #1 "mad" meant crazy then:
#1 Hes a crazy lunatic,needs no explanation to why he threw the bowl out.
#2 Same as the above #2
#3 Same as the above #3
2007-08-08 21:45:23
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answer #1
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answered by No Stupidity 3
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These seem more like stories with holes than actual riddles. Just to clarify a story with holes is just where you say something happens and then everyone asks yes or no questions until they figure out what happened. For example: "The music stopped and a woman died. How did it happen?"
We can't really ask yes or no questions here.
I'll guess anyway.
1. Because he's a mad man (you said it yourself)
2. The woman was hit by the toilet from # 1
3. His mother was killed by a falling toilet.
2007-08-08 19:58:18
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I have no idea why the mad man threw the toilet bowl, but I think the lady got hit in the head with the toilet bowl while she was walking down the street, and the boy cried his eyes out because the lady was his mother.
2007-08-08 19:57:51
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answer #3
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answered by yaksoku 1
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Well I guess he was mad at something or someone so he threw the toilet seat out the window and then he dies because everyone knows you cant have a window open on an airplane and so the toilet hit his wife who was walking down the street to pick up their son from school and then the little boy cried because both his parents both died
2007-08-08 20:12:04
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answer #4
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answered by Hello!!! 3
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1. Because he was Samuel L. Jackson and there was a m*therf*cking snake in it.
2. She got bitten by the Snake.
3. He got 100% on a poisons/venoms test and realised the snake that bit his mum (woman from 2) was deadly and uncurable :p
(Well atleast it's original :p)
2007-08-08 21:58:11
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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1. he was leaving his wife and son, and he fell out of the plane with the toilet bowl
2. the toilet bowl and her husband hit her in the head
3. he just watched his mother and father die at the same time
ummmm is that good? enough? hello?
2007-08-08 21:28:24
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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1) Cuz he became scared cuz the toilet bowl was stuck to a bomb.
2) She was hited by the toilet Bowl
3) The old woman was the boys grandmother or relative.
2007-08-08 20:08:54
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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1. He was pissed
2. She got hit by a toilet bowl
3. His mom was killed by a flying toilet bowl
2007-08-08 19:58:12
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answer #8
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answered by thrag 4
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purely because you suggested "There are 3 sister geese swimming in a pond" would not propose that there could no longer have been different geese in the pond. You did no longer say purely 3. So, to respond to your riddle, there became into purely yet another duck in the back of the third one...
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answer #9
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answered by barta 4
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1. because he was mad
2. she was hit with the toilet bowl
3. he knew the dead bowl lady
2007-08-08 20:21:13
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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