I have an appointment with King Osric's daughter, and Thulsa Doom's temple guards.
And please keep my sword oiled, I will be back.
CROM!!!
2007-08-08 17:24:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Memo to Craig the Brave:
I will crush you, see you drive before me, and hear the lamentation of your women.
2007-08-08 17:37:01 · update #1
Im no girly man,...
... 'craig the brave' has mocked you by foolishly attempting to trump your threat.
I would suggest annihilating him with the old 'helmet/wooden spike through the solar plexus' trick...
There would be NO trumping after that!
CROM!!!
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2007-08-09 07:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Saint Christopher Walken 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I was working for Thulsa Doom,...
- we would take the flowers brought to us by the pilgrims and put them in the room where we kept the stock of bodies which were used to make Doom's Famous Human Stew.
It could get rank in that room, and the flowers did a good job of masking the smell of decaying flesh.
Just another good housekeeping tip, --- from Thorgrim.
2007-08-09 06:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beware, o valiant oiled muscle machine, King Osric's daughter is a sorceress and she will try to entrap you with her treacherous wiles. I shall pray to my Gods to keep you safe until you return.
2007-08-08 19:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a very naughty boy Conan. You are not the Messiah. And dont eat any more vultures you will spoil your dinner.. .. I want you to be home nice and early ... maybe we can do some face painting when you get home. :)
2007-08-08 19:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
creating a character are you...you do know this isn't a D&D site don't you?
EDIT: I will see your crush and raise you a smite!
Jack B, thou foolish wanderer, thou hast stumbled into the path of circumstance, and now must choose...dost thou stand with one who has fought alongside thee in the fight against fighting, or wouldst thou accept the usurper as thy kin, when he is quite clearly on some sort of medication.
2007-08-08 17:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are there any you haven't "deflowered" yet? And then thrown into the volcano?
EDIT: To both "I'm no girly man" and "Craig"~ Don't be fighting while I'm between you two!
2007-08-08 17:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I'm just 5'2...I don't think I can hold that sword.
I'm being sweet....not nasty!
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2007-08-08 17:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
CRUMBS!!
2007-08-08 17:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋