(No offence 2 the BLONDES out there)
There is a dumb blonde speeding @ 100 mph and a dumb blonde cop stopes her and says "can i c u r licence and she looks through her purse andsays what does it look like and the cop says it is a rectangle and has u r pix on it so the speeder looks through her purse and finds a mirroor and gives it 2 the cop and the cop says i diddnt no u r a cop go on!
Bob and Jill r dead on the floor with blood,water and glass how did they die?
Bob and Jil were fish their tank broke
star if u like!
hope u liked!!!!!
2007-08-08 16:10:26 · 10 answers · asked by ♥♪♪♫Mimi♪♪♫♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good jokes...but kind of hard to read......spell out the words please......
2007-08-08 16:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one but what was supposed to be funny about the second one
2007-08-08 23:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke, dont know how to answer the questions. Sorry.
2007-08-08 23:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by FP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved the first one, don't realy get the second one. But to the first one :-D haha
2007-08-08 23:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Nicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one better...you deserve a star!
and by the way, what's the star for anyway?
2007-08-09 00:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is pretty funny!
2007-08-08 23:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by 99% Tater says: TAX THE RICH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! not too bad! a star is born! *
2007-08-08 23:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha those are good lol
2007-08-08 23:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by SamaraSecurity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-08-09 00:45:04 · answer #9 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahha..lol
2007-08-08 23:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋