So there is this blonde...She goes to the store and buys a canoe, some paddles and a big blue tarp. She goes to the park, spreads out the tarp, puts the canoe in and starts to paddle...Another blonde comes up to her and says "Its blondes like you that make us look stupid. If I knew how to swim, I would come out there and strangle you!"
stupid blonde joke...lol..
2007-08-08 15:50:08 · 12 answers · asked by classicrockfreak71687 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man was very distraught at the fact that he had not taken out a woman for a very long time. He began to worry that he had something wrong with him, so he decided to employ the services of a medical sex therapist. His own GP recommended that he go to see Dr Chang, a well known Chinese sex therapist.
So he went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room Dr Chang said, "OK, preeze take off all your crose". The man did as he was told. "Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of loom". Again the man did as he was instructed. "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me". So he did. Dr Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not get dates".
Confused, the man asked "Oh my God, Dr Chang. What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
"Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your asss."
2007-08-08 15:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version.
There once was a blonde & she was driving in her car.She saw another blonde sitting in a boat in the middle of a grass field. the blonde got out of the car & said"it's blondes like you that make all of us look stupid."the other blonde said"why don't you come over & make me stop!"the first blonde said,"i would if i could swim!!"
2007-08-08 15:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is funny. Blue tarp is supposed to be water....ahhhh YEAH ok...wow.
2007-08-08 15:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey im a blondie lol stupid
2007-08-08 15:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by roxy_baby2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the terrific! (an element- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can with the aid of fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie became hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-11-11 19:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...its blondes like that that give blondes like me a hard time..
2007-08-08 15:53:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny!!!
u get a * for that 1
2007-08-08 15:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by L K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good thing she can't swim..she might have been eaten by a shark....or die thinking that she might
2007-08-08 15:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats pretty funny
2007-08-08 15:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny as hell i cant stop laughing..can i borrow that...lol
2007-08-08 15:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋