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only I don't know if he is right or wrong. You see, "this" person had a foot where his ear should be had one eye in the front and one on his back, walked on his hands and told me to speak up as his ears were in the palm of his hands. FINALLY, an atheist's dream that lacked divine design. One question, I don't think he was an "earthling." What do you think ?

2007-08-08 15:00:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I love you people. The questions one of absurity and not to be taken "literally." I just got tired of all the serious questions and the weirdos on here earlier....

2007-08-08 17:17:28 · update #1

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Ok the premise of your statement is not to say that there is not a God because you worded it in a question "???" not a statement of fact.
The person having ears on his palm cannot hear anything if he is walking on his hands. I get that..
The atheist dream is based in absurdity as all the parts of the body that serve a certain function were being improperly used.
I think is a figment of absurdity all be it entertaining.
Is there a God I believe the answer to that is Yes and one day we will find out rather what we have been taught to believe is fact or not. If there is no God all that is taken in today and every day we live is all in vain as when we die we cease to exist.

Read the question carefully.......

2007-08-08 17:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by salamander492 4 · 0 0

You will stand before God on Judgment day and then you will know for sure that He is real. When you try to cop the plea that you just really didn't know He is real, He will say to you that you have no excuse for the proof of Him is everywhere. Then He will throw you into Hell and seal the door shut for all eternity. From your vantage point in your miserable Hell you will be able to see the saved being pampered and living in mansions in our Father's house, but you will not be able to span the chasm, then you will be crying and gnashing your teeth wishing you had not been so foolish and stubborn, but it will be too late. I would not want to be you on that day.

You are not promised another moment, while you are still breathing, get yourself a Holy Bible and find out how to stay out of HELL!

HURRY!!!

Time is short.

2007-08-08 22:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 2 2

That was my cousin, Louie. When I tell him what you just said about him here, he'll just laugh. He thinks the rest of us look a little weird and wonders what anyone sees as intelligent about us, design or otherwise. You should see his great-grandmother on the other side of his family!

2007-08-08 22:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 1 0

To make the absolute statement “God does not exist” is to make a claim of knowing absolutely everything there is to know about everything – and of having been everywhere in the universe there is to go – and having witnessed everything there is to be seen.

2007-08-08 22:11:46 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 4 · 2 0

I think you're quite sad and rude. I personally don't believe in God, but I am not about to force my personal beliefs down someone's throat, nor am I about to tell them that who they believe in doesn't exist, it's rude and inconsiderate.

I strongly suggest that you keep certain questions to yourself and stop wasting everyone's time. And, if you can, have some respect.

2007-08-08 22:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by Zarathustra 4 · 3 0

That's a bad trip man... time to lay off the drugs for a while.

2007-08-08 22:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I think you been sucking on too many wet soggy barn yard corn cobs.

2007-08-09 13:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Auburn 5 · 0 0

i think you are on some really good drugs...got the white suit loosened enough to type...are still sleeping in a really messed up dream...or just messing with atheists to get your jollies

2007-08-08 22:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy 6 · 2 1

i did not have to meet him, but that guy in isreal that got himself eaten by lions, after saying that "if there is a god, he will protect me" and jumping into the lion enclosure at the zoo,

that did it for me.

2007-08-08 22:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Are you saying you met someone who is "deformed?"

That doesn't mean that there is not a God.

2007-08-08 22:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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