Which story is the bible do you think is the craziest?

Answer 1

Leviticus. It was meant to teach jewish people to be healthy, but it is not really relevant for people of the day. I found out that i should have a sacrificed a lamb before returning to church after childbirth. Also, if I engage in sexual activity with my dog, I have to kill my dog. But a lot of the teachings were about dealing with certain diseases and how you shouldn't sleep with your brothers or sisters, which I agree with. I slept with my brother and he was really bad in bed. And killing my dog was traumatic.

Answer 2

I'm not too sure of the craziest story but what I don't understand is how God can tell Israel to kill every man, woman and child in war, then take who is left as slaves. I mean who would be left?

Answer 3

Sodom and Gomorrah. enable's take it order: a million. An all-seeing God needs to deliver angels to income out the placement. 2. The angels come to the residing house of Lot. A mob seems. 3. demands that the angels be thrown out of Lot's residing house for rape/stoning/interrogation/despite. 4. Lot gives you his virginal daughters to the mob. Gee, be certain of the 12 months cloth right here. 5. Lot out-argues a divine being, gets the alright to run away. 6. collectively as fleeing, Lot's spouse seems back, is grew to become to a pillar of salt. 7, as quickly as proper interior the hills, daughters are in contact that the pool of eligable bachelors merely went up in smoke. hit upon plan. 8. Get dad inebriated and seduce him! two times! 9. good element they grabbed sufficient wine (in heavy pottery jars) to get dad so blotto he did no longer understand what became happening! 10. And what became God's punishment for this drunken incest? no longer something. in actuality, the youngsters of this union went own to stumbled on super countries! the tale is surely a slam on the Moabite and Ammonite countries, 2 tribes that have been continuously at conflict with Israel. that is propaganda, organic and straightforward. Calling those 2 countries the effect of a drunken incestuous affair, linking their origins to a doomed city and the merely proper sin of inhospitality to a customer, they have been casting their enemies as uncivilized and cursed.

Answer 4

That lamb's blood had to be put on the houses of all of those who had a first born son (Moses, Pharaoh and the plagues) so the angel of death wouldn't kill the "promised" people's first born sons.

Why the blood of a lamb? And why would the angel of death discriminate between that blood and that of a swine? Why discriminate anyway?

And the book of Revelations is just twisted.

Answer 5

So many crazy things, it's hard to decide.

Virgin birth and ressurection are pretty crazy.

The horrific genocide that is detailed in the book of Joshua is truly despicable.

The idea that morality could be based on such a sick and twisted book is truly bizarre.

Answer 6

That's a tough one.

I guess the whole entire apocalypses story.
Flesh biting locusts with hair.
Stars falling and crashing into earth.
The beast
A woman riding a dragon and drinking the blood of the saints.

Answer 7

Mt. Carmel, Elijah and the prophets that lived, were killed, and were mentioned only once...the prophets of Asherah...

most Christians don't want to talk about the goddess prophets and the battle of 2 gods-deities Baal/ Yahwey for Asherah

Answer 8

Freaking Jonah in the whale! I often refuse to go to cities to preach God's word and not one time has a whale came and ate me!...

Of course I live 3 hours from the ocean...but if God wanted, he could have a whale swim up the potomac river...

Answer 9

There was a woman by the name of Tamar who ended up haveing twins by her former father in law. I should know the book it is in, but i don't . You can find many online Bible resources, where you can look things up.

Answer 10

The craziest part was the part where they forget to mention me. The true savior and messiah, Sanjesus.