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My grass is yellow and it's 100 degrees outside. Help us God.

2007-08-08 14:19:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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She doesn't control precipitation

2007-08-08 14:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

God is settling an issue raised by Satan in the garden of Eden. Man interfers with things God has set in motion and God will straighten everything out when the issue is settled. Man should stop chopping down all the forests, especially the rainforests as it is changing weather patterns, but man's greed overpowers his rational thought.

2007-08-08 21:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My dear friend, no need writing this ques. because God won't write an answer back, you're sending him on guilt trips, kneel in the privacy of your room and pray fervently to him, he knows your condition and wants you to come and ask him, like the other guy said God knows what he does and when he does it, there was rain in their vicinity and the next day it's even hotter than b4. PRAY!

2007-08-08 21:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by me4megal 2 · 1 1

Careful what you wish for.

It rained here yesterday and now it's even hotter than it was before.

2007-08-08 21:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by since you asked 6 · 0 0

'Cause God's mean like that. You'd actually be better off asking a scientist to make it rain, at least they could actually do it, if trained in the proper branch of science.

2007-08-08 21:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 1 2

come to Central Texas and enjoy the floods

2007-08-08 21:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 0 0

I will send you some...I have been looking for a boat to borrow...and there is MORE
rain coming...

2007-08-08 21:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1 0

Yea, that will work. Maybe. You won't ever know.

2007-08-08 21:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 0 0

He's raining somewhere else right now....

2007-08-08 21:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by chieko 7 · 0 0

ask someone to stir up the sky emotionally so it may cry

2007-08-08 21:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by ~I wish you could smile~ 6 · 0 1

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