The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's' grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democrat Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about grizzly bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
2007-08-08 12:45:51 · 10 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Long but not too funny. 6/10.
2007-08-08 13:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were going to do some fancy trick shooting, I'd drag out my old .36 Navy Colt reproduction, and my Marlin Golden Model 39A. That old Navy Colt is the best point shooter I own, and the Marlin is as accurate as it is fun. Doc
2016-05-17 09:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by carmen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a practicing Irish Catholic and life long resident of Boston, Massachusetts - that was great!
2007-08-08 12:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giggle worthy but not hilarious...
4/10
2007-08-08 12:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one, making fun of people from Mass. is almost as much fun as making fun of NYC.
2007-08-08 13:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by seadog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..wow..even hunting bears need bait..hahahaha
2007-08-08 15:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious Joke 5 stars and two thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-08 12:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by ambassador 4 Christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's too long! I was too lazy to read.
2007-08-08 19:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jiamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.O!!!!!!!!!
you get a sparkly star for that one!
2007-08-08 13:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by Fission Chips 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you have nothing better to do with your time. How sad!!!!!
2007-08-08 12:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by lighthousecastle 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋