A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69".
"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realising he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again." she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.
The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?" she asks.
The guy says, " If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy.
2007-08-08 12:20:48 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhhahahahahahaaaaaa, thats hilarious!!! mopping up the tear's and pmsl
2007-08-08 12:30:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 22:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you imagine if that really happened to someone???
I wouldn't be brave enough to ask someone to do 69 if I thought that might happen. Would you?
2007-08-08 12:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Missy Jane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahhaaaaa, sounds llike somone i know pmsl.
2007-08-08 12:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ha Ha! Good one! 10!
2007-08-08 13:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha.....Excellent!
2007-08-08 21:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's nice to know we have some people that tell nice, clean jokes these days
2007-08-08 12:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is hysterical...thanks so much for the much needed laugh, sweetheart. Happy day:)
2007-08-08 12:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gross
but funny
2007-08-08 23:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs Chad Michael Murray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they say 'flatulence makes the heart grow fonder?"
2007-08-08 17:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋