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The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left the church.

When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice.

"Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"

"Why reverend." the young woman replied, "all of my boyfriends tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts."

"Hmm. Well let me check," said the reverend, placing his head between her breasts. After several minutes, he raised his head and said. "I don't hear any angels singing!"

"Of course not reverend." she said. "You're not plugged in yet."

2007-08-08 12:18:46 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

hahahahaa, naughty but nice!! lol

2007-08-08 12:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"Hark the Herald angles sing?"

Oh, my sides hurt!, the thoughs of the idiotic expression on the ministers face! is making me laugh, its taken 10mins to write this.

2007-08-09 00:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahaaa, top of the class as usual honey.

2007-08-08 19:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-08 20:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

cool darlin jane xx

2007-08-09 04:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

ha ha ha good one have a star

2007-08-09 04:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol should we plug in to laugh ????? loooool

soooo funny i laughed so much ty.

2007-08-08 19:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by poujmak 4 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-08-09 04:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0 0

funny funny funny

2007-08-08 20:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haven't heard a good joke in a long time Thanks for that. LOL

2007-08-08 19:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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