The teacher was asking her third grade student's for a three syllable word and to use it in a sentence. Several students raised their hands.
"Beautiful," said fidget. "My teacher is beautiful."
"Wonderful," said calamity. "My teacher is wonderful."
The teacher was quite flattered, and then chose smila.
"Urinate," said smila.
"What?" replied the shocked teacher.
"Urinate, but if your t*t's were bigger, you'd be aa ten."
2007-08-08 11:51:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Think smila has a boob fetish.
2007-08-08 12:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 20 something year old brother taught me this when I was about 6. (i am now a grand mother) How do you catch a Polar Bear? Cut a hole in the ice, then spread a can peas all around the hole. When he comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole. It still makes me laugh! **Amanda, I have 3 grands that are still young enough to corrupt. Email me your joke. As soon as my son gets all comfortable with life I'll tell his kids your joke!
2016-05-17 09:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz, Smila just won't get a break will he? Leave the chap alone!
2007-08-09 04:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wa originally a little Johnny joke like this one,
Little johnny was sitting in his thrid grade class working on a math sheet when his teacher came in and said
"Stand up if you think your stupid."
a few minites passed and no one stood up so the teacher was all readdy to tell the students to go back to work when little johnny stood up.
"Johnny why do you think your stupid?
Johnny quickly replyed
"I Don't I just don't like to see you standing there along".
hahaha johnny burnt the teacher!!!!!
2007-08-08 11:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. it is kind of the truth of how some kids talk in school. i used to work in an elementary school and you would not believe some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths. good luck.
2007-08-08 11:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 13:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea so many kids actually talk back to teachers in elementary school now you wont believe it
2007-08-08 12:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vulgar.
2007-08-08 11:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.......think Smila's still a breast man babyblue hahahaaa
2007-08-08 12:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, well even at a young age i was a breast man lol.
2007-08-08 12:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋