Are virgin births possible? All you bible thumping fundamentalists should know all about that...
2007-08-08 11:00:28 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dude your girlfriend slept with someone else. DUH.
2007-08-08 11:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by *Cara* 7 · 14⤊ 1⤋
As far a a virgin birth today....NOT A CHANCE! Now if you have not had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend then you are not the father! She obviously has had sex with someone, somewhere in the recent past, that is not you.
There has only been one virgin birth and that will be all of them forever. I am sorry that you now have to deal with the aftermath of this unwise choice by your girlfriend.
2007-08-08 11:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by jprentice3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its only happened once and will not happen again.For the record Ive thumped a bible, have you ever seen anyone thump a bible?
2007-08-08 11:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its possible I guess.But that was a one time deal.
The way I see it,you have a few options.
1 She's not as inocent as she seems.
2 She got raped by some one she shouldn't have and isn't talking
3 Her family keeps it in the family.
Either way I would have a serious talk with her.
She had sex somewhere.
2007-08-08 11:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by gotabedifferent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you tried "dry humping" or had any other contact down there. In very rare cases pregnancy can happen as a result of contact with semen,even if not directly through sex (more likely than Immaculate Conception, but not much). But most likely, i think it's possible your girl may not have been faithful. Sorry.
2007-08-08 11:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL! Um, no, virgin births are not possible. The closest thing, is artificial insemination, but I'm fairly sure that doesn't count, no god involved. If she told you that god came down and gave her a child, she is either lying to you, or mentally unstable. Either way, I'd dump her and find a girl that god wasn't screwing around with.
2007-08-08 11:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Erulechto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude are you serious? And im sure all them bible thumping fundamentalists know your dumb.
she got laid behind your back. Ask the rooster.
2007-08-08 11:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by iamwonderboy_2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that the people who are answering are understanding that you are using satire. defined as Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
so in the spirit with witch you asked the question let me respond with, if an angel appears and tells you to marry your GF and name the kid Jesus the second, and flee to Canada, then this is not a true virgin birth
2007-08-08 11:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by slo18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No a virgin birth would be a miracle. It happened only once in the history of mankind; it isn't happening to your girlfriend. She had sex with someone, if it wasn't you, you need to confront her.
2007-08-08 11:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Barbara E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they are not (in fact there is speculation that virgin within the Bible was simply a mistranslation). Looks like somebody's been misled...
2007-08-08 11:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
It's possible that seminal fluid might seep through clothing and into her vagina, and it would be even easier for it to have gotten into your body if you were, to use a crude term, "dry humping" while naked. Women HAVE gotten pregnant without penetrated.
2007-08-08 11:06:52 · answer #11 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋