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Everyone would probably think he was a total douche bag

2007-08-08 11:00:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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yeah, i have more than a few questions, half of which concern Elvis

2007-08-08 11:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

God answers our questions on a daily basis.. he doesn't need to get on here to answer questions..As far as a douche bag, have you looked in the mirror??

2007-08-08 18:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Alisha 3 · 1 1

If God were to show up right now, we'd be non-existent, in other words go "poof" faster than you know it. Us humans, who are sinful, can't handle the power of God's holiness. But if He came in the form of a human ....

2007-08-08 18:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by thundercatt9 7 · 0 0

The Christians would crucify him and the Pagans would ask where his wife was. The Atheists would ask him to prove he was really on Q&A, The agnostic would ask who cares anyway?

2007-08-08 18:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by honshu01 3 · 2 0

He's here all the time, speaking through His children Lurm. You not only have a problem with your sight dear, but also with your hearing! God bless.

2007-08-08 18:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by lix 6 · 1 2

You'd know it for one reason: anyone who insulted him would mysteriously vanish from R&S, as would all the christians who took his name in vain.

2007-08-08 18:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You had a great question, until you wrote in the second line.
No answer for you!

2007-08-08 18:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by crittersitterjenna 3 · 0 1

He would probably be like Ned Flanders.

2007-08-08 18:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Excuse me but what makes you think He's not on now?

2007-08-08 18:04:16 · answer #9 · answered by My Final Answer 3 · 1 2

some would say that this has already happened

2007-08-08 18:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 0 1

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