don't threaten to burn my house down if you don't like it - it's only an attempt to help people laugh!
A New York lawyer runs a stop sign in rural Texas - wouldn't you know, there's a county sheriff right there. The lawyer knows that he can squeeze out of this - he's a lawyer and he's from New York!
Deputy: License and regristration please.
Lawyer: What for? Why am I being stopped?
D: You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
L: I slowed down, nobody was coming, so I went on ahead.
D: You didn't come to a complete stop. License and regristration please.
L: If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down and stop' versus 'stop', you give me the ticket.
D: OK sir, that's fair enough. Please exit your vehicle, sir.
The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the humanity out of the lawyer and says: Do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?
2007-08-08 09:51:47 · 22 answers · asked by Pete W 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha! im from texas and thats so true
2007-08-08 09:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by the_kid_doesnt_care 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-14 11:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 09:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohh that is soo funny !!! l0l
how do people come out with these GOOD jokes?
2007-08-08 09:57:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. This deserves a star!
2007-08-08 10:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!
I am a Texan and we will show those New Yorkers a little something!
2007-08-08 09:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's hilarious! Don't mess with Texas!
2007-08-08 09:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I need a few minutes to think about it officer.
2007-08-08 10:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny, since coming from a small town in ky, i totally can see it happening.
2007-08-08 10:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by the_jbaker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol funny funny funny.do that again.i laughed so loud,i almost woke up my baby.
2007-08-08 09:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by cyrontae1110 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋