One beautiful sunny Sunday morning a preacher woke up. He decided he was going to skip church. “I’ve been preaching 2 sermons every week for 15 years, I deserve 1 day of vacation” he reasoned. So he called the assistant pastor and told a white lie “I’m felling very sick, you’ll have to give the sermon this morning, its typed and on my desk, you’ll do fine.”
The preacher decided to spend his ill-gotten day off on the golf course, so he drove to a course 100 miles out of town, just to make sure nobody saw him.
God and Jesus were looking down, very disappointed with the preacher. Jesus asked God “Are you going to let him get away with this? Do something about it.”
Meanwhile, the preacher hit his first tee shot, it bounced off a rock and up onto the green only a foot from the pin. One easy putt later he recorded an eagle. On the next hole, a par 3, he made a hole in one.
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2007-08-08 09:48:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus began to get worried, asking God again “Why are you letting him get away with this?, do something quick!”
The preacher’s luck continued and he finished with a course record 20 strokes under par.
Jesus was furious, he demanded an answer from God “Why did you let him get away with this? He lied and skipped church, and you let him shoot the best round of his life!! Punish him already”
God calmly replied “Yes, he did just shoot the best round of his life, Who’s he going to tell?”
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2007-08-08 09:49:33 · update #1
amen''
2007-08-08 12:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 17:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny !!!!!
2007-08-08 16:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by pinkdancerksd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny.
2007-08-08 17:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by the_jbaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooo haha i get it i luved it very funny =]]]
2007-08-08 17:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by RIAN4812 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-08 17:19:24 · answer #6 · answered by malgosia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋