how to get my church name started?

Answer 1

First, you have to change your name to something like:

Rev. I. M. Spicy. PhD.
You know, to make yourself sound all, higher educated, so don;t question me kind a thing.
Then, get your self some flashy threads, and learn to holler and prance around, getting all sweaty, so that you can wipe sweat of your forehead for dramatic effect.
Then get yourself a big-ol Bible, with all kind a bookmarks, and learn to emphasize the words "LORD", and "HALLELUJAH".
Pepper in some cultural crap, about how the system is keeping "my people enslaved" but the "LORD shall set you FREE", and "If you want the LORD to bless you, you've got to dig deep with your offerings of Prosperity".
Then you name your church something like(This will be on the sign in front):
"The New Prosperity Church of the Covenant"
The Reverend I.M. Spicy, PhD. PASTOR.

There you go, I gave you all you need to start your own church. (man, I should have charged for this)

Be sure to quicly aqcuire video taping abilities, so that you can air your services on the local cable access channel.

Answer 2

Rev 2:17 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.