Don't gravitationalists realize they're basing their entire belief system on a false theory? The Theory of Gravity is a tool used by Lucifer to lure good people away from God.
Scientific theories are supposed to agree with predictions. Gravity does not agree with the prediction of the ascension in Revelation, therefore it is a bad theory.
Gravity teaches us that things fall down, when we know plenty of things don't fall down, such as helium balloons, planes, and missiles.
Intelligent falling teaches us the reason that some things fall and others rise is because of the pull of God's love and Satan's Evil.
God's love pulls things upward, toward Heaven, and Satan pulls them down toward the pit of fire. The reason most things fall is because most people believe in the theory of gravity, so Satan's pull is stronger.
We need to demand that the theory of Intelligent Falling is placed in physics textbooks as an alternative to the flawed Theory of Gravity.
Who's with me?
2007-08-08 09:10:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Agree. Is there anywhere I can send money to start a fund? I think we need an intelligent falling museum.
2007-08-08 09:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I'm with you!
Of course Satan's science is wrong! Gravitationalists also foolishly believe that the Sun is the center of the solar system and that the stars are so far away that it would take billions of years to reach the Earth. Why do they not understand that God's love controls the speed and direction of light?
2007-08-08 16:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by lunatic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh no....ever since the time of that satan worshipper Newton we've been on the wrong track? No wonder society's such a mess.
Maybe we'd all better hibernate for a few years and meditate on this.
2007-08-08 16:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by Robert K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! Science classes should be required to teach both theories and let the students decide. Why are gravitationalists so afraid to have students exposed to alternate ideas?
2007-08-08 16:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Hammer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Satan planted science on this Earth to try and lure us to the evil side of things with logic, reasoning, and basic comprehension of things. What a mean person Satan is!
2007-08-08 16:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are so many holes in the THEORY of gravity that it is just pathetic. The only reason atheist scientists still cling to it is that they would otherwise have to accept the existence of a being greater than themselves.
2007-08-08 16:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like Bill Maher's explanation (speaking for Pat Buchanan) of gravity - "It's a plot by Jews to get people to drop spare change."
2007-08-08 16:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a great idea! We should hold a rally at the airport and chain ourselves to airplanes. They are obviously demonic, (aren't they? Or would they be holy.... hm.....). Anyhow, chaining ourselves to them would get us press coverage - and that's what is really important!
2007-08-08 17:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by Azure Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was reading this, i was really hoping you were being sarcastic...
hey, i got an idea for you:
stand at the top of a really tall building, and jump. if you beleive in intelligent falling enough, you won't fall, right?
why don't you go test that and get back to me?
2007-08-08 16:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by azelle.badelle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm with you, Windom! Why are so many people unaware of the use of satire to press a point?
2007-08-08 16:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋