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I can't prove it, but I sure hope that's wrong, I think Mushrooms are icky.

2007-08-08 08:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 2 0

Cream of mushroom isn't what's holding this universe together...Chuck Norris is...remember, scientists have discovered that the Big Bang is equivalent to one CNrhk (Chuck Norris Round House Kick)

2007-08-08 08:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Can you prove that the cream from the cream of mushroom soup wasn't somehow created through a bodily function of mine?

2007-08-08 08:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I refuse to believe that a fungus could be that important. Plus, if there is a more disgusting phrase than "cream of mushroom soup" I can't imagine what it is.

2007-08-08 08:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Peter D 7 · 2 0

If I eat the cream of mushroom soup the universe does not collapse. Therefore it must be something else. It does, however, cause my bowels to collapse.

2007-08-08 08:43:26 · answer #5 · answered by James 5 · 3 0

I happen to know it's cream of turtle soup all the way down, but I can't prove it.

2007-08-08 14:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

actually it is cream of celery and cream of mushroom...with fried onions and green beans. It is a green bean casserole that is binding the universe together.

2007-08-08 08:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No wonder I'm always pissed off -- I hate cream of mushroom soup!

2007-08-08 08:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Binding it together? Last time I looked everything was flying in opposite directions.

2007-08-08 08:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by khard 6 · 2 0

they haven't found any evidence of cream of mushroom soup around Uranus, but that doesn't mean it's not there

2007-08-08 08:44:35 · answer #10 · answered by Potatoe Plague 2 · 4 0

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