Two guys were sitting outside a bar. One says to the other "Gosh it's hot, I sure could use a cold beer" The other guy said "Me too, but I only got a $1, and beer costs $2, how much you got?" The other guy said "Huh, I only got a $1 too, Wait, maybe we could split a beer, half for you nad half for me!" "Sounds good" So they get a beer and the first guy guzzles down the whole beer. "Hey! half that beer was for me" The other guy says "Sorry couldn't be helped, my half was on the bottom!"
2007-08-08 07:48:18 · 10 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats a good excuse =]
i am gonna do that with my sisters one day..
but not with a beer
2007-08-08 07:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother always claimed the top half of the pool...you better believe I made him tread water and stay up top. I also like chucking his change to bottom while he floated on top.
2007-08-08 08:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! clever guy with a 45 always wins the argument.
2007-08-08 07:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks such as you have been putting around the frat boys back! consistent with risk if I duct tape some dogs biscuits to the distant administration for the television, i will teach the Fyre dogs to fetch it?
2016-12-11 14:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 09:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
heres a lovely star
2007-08-08 07:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-08-08 08:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
That's pretty good.
2007-08-08 09:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!!! havastar****
2007-08-08 08:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be so mad!
:-)
2007-08-08 07:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋