Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
2007-08-08 07:48:13 · 39 answers · asked by ... 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just 35 ans....cmon guys...it deserves more thn dis...
2007-08-10 23:18:57 · update #1
LOL! That's pretty good. * for u
2007-08-08 09:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nice 1
2007-08-08 22:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by hit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sid
these days when everyone spreads hatred, anger etc
u r doinga marvellous job at putting a smile on everyones lips........
cheers.
keep it up!
hers a star
2007-08-11 23:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats cool where did u get this ,or did u make out it urself, its nice , i write jokes n gonna make i think of something like this , i gave u a star and thanks for the tip
2007-08-08 14:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by Rehena Khan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 08:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow !
you have really made my day ! I'll give you a 101 out of 100!
2007-08-08 20:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by namesake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
write one joke which unites each other forever
thank u for the joke
if it happens in our life its misery let it not happen to anyone
2007-08-08 09:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by The Prince of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Hilarious! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! LMAO!!!
2007-08-10 09:02:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha this is funny =D
heres a star for you *
and of course a real star
2007-08-08 07:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Kid. Why you are not trying a career as a marriage counselor??
2007-08-09 03:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by sexy grandmother 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey nice joke sid,its so funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha star 4 star
2007-08-08 19:49:12 · answer #11 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋