A Random Joke-Question!
2007-08-08 07:21:44 · 18 answers · asked by Psyche 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only that colored girl in the front called Iris.
2007-08-08 07:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
hahaha....nope....(sorry i cudnt think of a funny answer, but here's a funny joke for you)
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company
Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think that the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.
Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan
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Dear Mr. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.
Sincerely,
Larnrod Eireann.
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Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused on your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of Numbers, 22nd Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ***.
That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the
last two years!
Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan
CHeeRioS
2007-08-08 14:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great !!
It was a bit harsh but I enjoyed reading it.
You should have written PUPIL instead of PUPILS to make it more interesting.
2007-08-08 14:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, but I'm sure I would get a kick out of watching him try!
2007-08-08 14:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by mally_pie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It took me a second to understand it, but then I got a chuckle.
2007-08-08 14:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No more than one with eyes close together can be considered friendly!!!
2007-08-08 14:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute for kindergarten!
~Candice~
2007-08-08 14:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Candice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...i never thought of that..lol
2007-08-08 14:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you control your outrageous comedy cuz that was WAYYYY TOO FUNNYY!!
2007-08-08 14:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
nto funny
2007-08-08 14:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋