A man walks into a petsmart and gets a bag aof dog food. When he gets to the register the lady behind him asked if he had a dog.
He siad "No."
She said "What's the dog food for then?"
"For my diet." he said
She asked "What diet?"
He said "The dog food diet, it's where you put the food in your pocket and whenever your hungry you eat some."
She asked "Did it work?"
He said "Yes, until the accident."
She asked "What accident."
He said "The car accident."
She said "Oh dear how did it happen?"
"I was sitting in the street licking my balls."
By now everyone in the checkout line is laughing and she is horrified.
Then he said "I have a golden retriever."
2007-08-08 07:10:12 · 12 answers · asked by funnygirll411 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats funny star for u
2007-08-08 07:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2007-08-08 14:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-08-08 14:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by maghadeera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-08-08 14:13:54 · answer #4 · answered by amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a funny joke but you left out alot of detail and this way you put it is not funny I give a 1 for effort!!
2007-08-08 16:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by <<LIZARD>> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id rate it a 1 bc thats not funny sorry.
2007-08-08 14:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by Twinz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 16:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm thats not real funny to me
-1
2007-08-08 14:40:04 · answer #8 · answered by Yoori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-08 14:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say a 10.0 out of 10.0 :)
2007-08-08 14:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by victor_squire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋