A man walks into a petsmart and gets a bag aof dog food. When he gets to the register the lady behind him asked if he had a dog.
He siad "No."
She said "What's the dog food for then?"
"For my diet." he said
She asked "What diet?"
He said "The dog food diet, it's where you put the food in your pocket and whenever your hungry you eat some."
She asked "Did it work?"
He said "Yes, until the accident."
She asked "What accident."
He said "The car accident."
She said "Oh dear how did it happen?"
"I was sitting in the street licking my balls."
By now everyone in the checkout line is laughing and she is horrified.
Then he said "I have a golden retriever."
2007-08-08 07:09:32 · 5 answers · asked by funnygirll411 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u asked that twice well its still funny !! another star
2007-08-08 07:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-08 09:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.0 i'm a dog lover so i don't really like it
2007-08-08 07:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by victor_squire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give this a ten, thanks for the laugh, keep them coming. here's a star for you
2007-08-08 07:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, I love sarcasm :-)
2007-08-08 07:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋