What is the cutest thing your kid has ever said?

Question

I was looking up classic actresses from the 1930's and 40's for my friends party she is throwing for her great-grandma's 100th birthday. My 6 yr old ask me what i was doing and I told her. She said "Oh yeah when the world was gray, right..." LMAO!! i would like to hear other people share the funniest thing their child has ever said (or done)

Answer 1

Ok I cant really say The cutest but I can tell you one of the funniest and embarrassing! I was with my 2 1/2 year old in target and I needed a new bra so with him in the back of the cart I walked over to the bras and panties, well while I was looking at a couple my son decided to start feeling one of the cups of a silk bra leans out of the cart in to the isle and yell to the other side of the store "Hey dad I'm feeling all the boobs!!!!" and he said it with such excitement I swear the only thing I could do was laugh and walk away from the bras!!!!:)

Answer 2

When my daughter was10 months old I fjust finished nursing her and she sat up lifted up my top and tickled my tummy. She threw her head back and laughed the biggest belly laugh I ever heard. I thought that was so stinkin cute. I have taght my daughter that we don't see color, we see people. Well, she wanted to tell me a story about a person she had seen and being PC at 5 she said "you know mommy the person that has the same color skin as their hair", She came up with that all on her own. My nephew on the other hand a book can be written by the things he says on a daily bases... when he was 4 he called dumbells heavy uppers, he calls a weeping willow tree a crying tree. These are just a few

Answer 3

Omg..these are too cute. Ok, mine is from my now 14 y.o. daughter. She was two at the time. She came into my room with one of those Fisher Price tape recorders with the microphone in hand. Her dad and I were sitting on the bed with her standing in front of us pretending to sing into the microphone. My boyfriend starts singing the song My Girl...you know the one hopefully...and she repeats each line right after he sings it. So, I got sunshine on a cloudy day and she repeats it word for word. Then he sings, when it's cold outside....my daughter sings into the microphone with all her heart and soul...closing her eyes while she does and says "I put my coat on." OMG...ROFL...I swear it was the cutest and funniest thing I have ever heard her say. Hence this is one of the reasons why I have the name mygirl. If we had a video camera I really believe we could have won. Hope I did the story justice but nothing like being there. It is something we tease her about til this day. Thanks for such a wonderful topic to answer.

Answer 4

I have 2 kids, the oldest is a girl and the youngest a boy. My son was getting under my daughters skin, so she comes out and says "If you don't stop you wont be a father....bc I wont marry you!" I laughed so hard. She was 3 at the time. After I had to explain that you cant marry your brother. She didn't quite understand why. lol Kids say the weirdest things.

Answer 5

In the Usenet group alt.parents there used to be long lists of CTTS and CTTD ('cute things they say' and 'cute things they do'). I used to love these. But nobody uses Usenet anymore, it's kind of obsolete.

My favorite was from a little boy I used to 'borrow' to take to the zoo and the park. We were at the new aquarium in Monterey, CA. In the lobby they have full-sized fiberglass replicas of the whales hanging from the ceiling, the whales that we can see off the coast of California, the California Grey Whale, the Humpback, the Orca, etc. David would have been about four at the time. I pointed up to them and started explaining to him about whales. He looked completely astonished.

"They're really big, huh?" I asked. He said "I know they're big. We talked about them at my preschool. But I didn't know they could fly!"

Answer 6

When my daughter, now grown with kids of her own, was just 3, her sister was a newborn. One day I was entertaining a really dear friend who was a black woman and also had a bay son born the week before my daughter. We were sitting in the living room chatting and breast feeding the babies when my older daughter toddled up. At that time, there were a lot of milk commercial on TV and one was for Nestles and another one was the 'milk is a natural' commercial. My daughter proceeded to carry on a conversation with my friend by telling her, 'My mommy has white milk that she feeds to my sister and she is white. Do you have chocolate milk since you are chocolate?' Before my friend could answer her, my daughter proceeded with her end of the conversation. 'My mommy says that her milk is better for my sister because it is even more natuual then the one on the commercial. Is your milk a natural?' We couldn't even finish feeding the babies we were laughing so hard and my daughter just stood there with her serious look on her face still waiting for my friend to answer her.

Answer 7

My daughter is two and while we were watching t.v I think it was Just for laughs or something like that. I really wasn't paying attention and all of a sudden she started laughing and said Oh My God. I just couldn't stop laughing I thought it was so cute.
Now a not so cute thing is f*ck It, and I'm at my wits end trying to find out where she got it from and how to stop it. lol

Answer 8

HAHAHAHA. I don't have any kids yet, but I do have tons of siblings, neices, nephews & cousins. I can't think of anything, but I'm sure at least one of them has said something crazy like that. I love hearing about the crazy things kids say. I wish the show "Kids Say the Darndest Things" was still on.

Answer 9

One day i was getting all dressed up to go out and I coud'nt find anything to wear in my closet. I was all stressed out trying on different things and then I found it, so I was looking in the mirror and my 8 yr old daughter was sitting on my bed so I asked her how do i look and she said " beautiful mommy and it doesnt make your butt look big!" I cracked up laughing and all she could say was "seriously"

Answer 10

I didn't take my daughter to the movies until she was about three years old. So when I decided to take her for the first time, we went into the theater and sat down. During the previews for coming movies, I asked her if she needed to go to the bathroom so that we wouldn't have to miss any of the movie by having to go during it. She said, "no." A few minutes later, I asked again if she needed to go. She looked up at me, quite seriously, and said, "Mother. If I need to go, we'll tell them to put it on 'pause'."