Also wouldn't Budweiser have been better than wine?
I mean he could've chosen anything.....
2007-08-08 06:54:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm taking a lot of heat for the Bud. I should clarify I'm Canadian and Budweiser is brewed by Labatt here. It tastes nothing like American Bud.
I should've seen that one coming....
2007-08-08 07:01:55 · update #1
I might go back to Mass if they switch to pizza and beer. Also, it would help if instead of sermons and sacraments they had a big screen television and football.
Oh - and recliners rather than pews. Get with the times, Catholics!
2007-08-08 06:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Yes, because I love pizza. Especially Supreme from Pizza Hut. Because I don't drink alcohol, I would prefer Mountain Dew although Budweiser would be good for those who indulge. Jesus probably chose bread because it is cheap and he knew one day that the Catholic churches would have to pay so much money to sexual abuse victims that they wouldn't have money to pay for pizza parties every Sunday.
2007-08-08 14:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hold the anchovies.
And really, Bud? That's about THE worst beer on the market. The only thing Bud has going for it is the fact that it proves the public has no taste.
2007-08-08 14:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I see you got that out of the "devil's joke book". Better for you to read more "influential" books like "The Holy Bible". You will leave your gluttonous ways behind and be cleansed by the blood (wine) and by the bread (body of Christ).
I think you have no fulfillment in you life. Hey, go get a life!
UPDATE: I know I was going to get thumbs down from you, and I don't care. I am not here for points, I am here for Jesus and Jesus only. You want to disgrace Jesus and you got something else coming. You are not messing with Christians that are faithful and true to Jesus; but YOU are messing with Jehovah God the Almighty. Be careful that you don't step on what is HOLY.
2007-08-08 14:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by Debs 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
If Jesus was the type of guy to drink beer, I can guarantee he would not be a Budweiser man. Gross.
2007-08-08 13:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO... Wine still gets the little kids buzzed when they pretend to drink Jesus' blood. Ewww.
2007-08-08 13:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Personally, some garlic tomato bread and rum would be the best sacroment ever.
2007-08-08 14:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In the Pastafarian religion, our holy communion is through a large plate of Spaghetti!
RAmen
2007-08-08 13:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wine beats Bud anyday.
2007-08-08 13:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by mrs O 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
I am pefectly happy with bread and wine.
2007-08-09 11:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by Daver 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋