What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a Chia Pet?
Nobody gets upset if you stop watering the Chia.
What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a cell phone?
When the cell phone is dead you can plug it in again.
How does Terri Schiavo use the bathroom?
Depends.
What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a broken TV?
FOX News doesn't camp out on your lawn if you unplug the TV.
What is Terri Schiavo's favorite food?
Tube steak.
What is Terri Schiavo's favorite fun activity?
Tubing.
What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and Ted Williams?
Ted Williams is in the frozen section.
What is the worst part about eating a vegetable?
Putting Terri Schiavo's diaper back on!
What is the Florida state vegetable?
Terri Schiavo!
Why isn't Terri Schiavo watching all of her recent news coverage?
Nobody has turned on her tube in 6 days.
What's Terri Schiavo's favorite tv show?
Survivor!!!
Q: Did you hear MTV is making a show about Terri?
A: It’s called Unplugged.
Why do Terri’s parents love her so much?
Because she’s such a good listener.
2007-08-08 05:24:22 · 4 answers · asked by physical_graffiti402 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious. i dunno if you thought of those jokes yourself...but you have a rotten sense of humor dude!!
hahaha i feel bad about it now!
2007-08-08 09:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Betwixt & Between 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's wrong on so many levels.
2007-08-08 12:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not a joking topic.
2007-08-08 13:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're sick. I hope you don't believe in karma.
2007-08-08 14:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Amie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋