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The Intelligent Atheist say: The flashlight shines light until the batteries run out of electricity.
The Theist say: The flashlight creates a vacuum that pulls in the dark storing it in the batteries.

The flashlight goes dead.

Atheist: The batteries are out of electricity.
Theist: The batteries are full of dark.

God: Your light bulb has burnt out.

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2007-08-08 04:53:05 · 4 answers · asked by gnosticv 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Who even cares? As long as SOMEONE realizes it's dark and the Flashlight isn't working. Someone turn on a light somehow? Grab a match if you have to, and find the candles!

Raji the Green Witch

2007-08-08 12:58:15 · answer #1 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 3 0

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.
-- Terry Pratchett

2007-08-08 04:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by KC 7 · 3 0

The Unintelligent Non-Thiest say:

I like to generalize in order to make myself seem intelligent.

2007-08-08 05:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by Machaira 5 · 0 0

Do not use big words like linguistic, you will confuse the natives. In answer to the question, yes, we seem to bicker over meanings of words also.

2007-08-08 05:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Part-time Antagonist 3 · 1 0

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