2007-08-08 04:28:25 · 7 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man went to his psychiatrist wearing no clothes but totally wrapped in cellophane.
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
Get it??
2007-08-08 04:33:03 · answer #1 · answered by sandand_surf 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
The Hiccups
A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room
.The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard
"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"
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2007-08-08 11:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
David was a very foolish man.One day he got a job in a house.......his job was to do chores like washing cleaning n buying stuff......One day his master asked him-- "David, why have you put the spoilt oranges in the sink. Put them in the dustbin. That's where all spoiled thing's go."
David said "Yes Master".
Master: "After throwing them in the dustbin go and get my son, John from school."
After some time there were noises and screams for help coming from the kitchen.The Master rushed in and said
"David, what do you think you are doing with my son by putting him into the dustbin?"
David: "Master, when I had gone to get him, his teacher told me that he was a spoiled brat. And also it was you who told me that all spoilt things go in the dustbin."
2007-08-08 11:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by vivek 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What's black and white and DEAD all over?
Written instructions on how to properly conduct a funeral
2007-08-08 12:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Blue Rose Thorn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These two goldfish are in their tank.. One says to the other, "You handle the guns, I'll drive."
2007-08-08 11:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I took a pain pill, why are you still here?!
If I got smart with you...how would you know?!
2007-08-08 11:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the chin
2007-08-08 11:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by lenmac71 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋