Redneck farm hand
Redneck farm hand
A redneck farm hand radios back to his boss, the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta big problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup. The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my pickup and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says, "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said, Boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.
"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel."
"You still there Boss?"
2007-08-08 04:20:10 · 10 answers · asked by The Forgotten 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is entertaining and one I have never seen before.
2007-08-08 04:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the person two above me....he shot a cop
-Pig
-moter bike
-Flashing Blue Light
2007-08-08 04:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by BarrelGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke I have not heard before = 1 Star!!!
2007-08-08 04:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry this may sound stupid but its early and im kinda confused did the farm hand shoot the boss?
2007-08-08 04:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by blakeluvsjoeJoNAS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohhhhhhhh S*** dude, I didn't even see that coming. LMAO! That's good!
2016-05-17 05:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by hayley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Boy - funny!!
2007-08-08 04:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by Feline05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible.
2007-08-08 04:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty good
2007-08-08 04:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Gene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.
good one.
2007-08-08 04:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY.....LOL....☺
2007-08-08 05:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by tll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋