2007-08-08 03:23:43 · 19 answers · asked by witchfinder general 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol, my bad typing is such a problem. sorry i'm really tired, so don't expect perfect typing right now.
2007-08-08 03:30:26 · update #1
no he didn't. i hope this is a joke, if not, you aren't very smart.
2007-08-08 03:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by Jonas 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Close - it was the North Pole. Rudolf protested loudly in behalf of the little guy, but Santa shut her (only female reindeer have antlers in winter) up with a sharp blow to the nose, thats how it got glowing red.
Note. Santa waited til all the toys were made beforehand of course.
2007-08-08 10:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love Santa Claus, but don't make a mockery of my beliefs, because I say unto you, if you keep this up...your life will be full of nonsense and you'll be forever living life without any sense of direction....but mostly the direction going south... so stop it...
2007-08-08 10:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by a_t4evr 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's only August.... your freakin me out thinking I gotta shop!
I didn't get the shopping gene .....
I got the fishing gene by mistake.....
2007-08-08 10:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by sassinya 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes and he made blood offerings out of his deer......poor blitz,ruddoff, and all the others.......now I hear he`s into incest to populate the north pole!!! Do you know he has a talking polar bear too......don`t talk to it, it trys to get you to eat a magic fish! and I hear if you are not nice, he will fry you forever!!! Yup santa is off his meds and lost it for good!
2007-08-08 10:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
you got your stories mixed up with the one of his monkeys that did not evolve..
2007-08-08 10:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by BaC Helen 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What version of the Bible do you have?
2007-08-08 10:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by SmartyPants 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he is the anthropomorphism of the amanita muscaria or "angel of death" mushroom.
2007-08-08 10:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
And that story is just as believeable too..
2007-08-08 10:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
lol you are right. and the ascencion took place when rudolph pulled the magic sleigh up to heaven.
2007-08-08 10:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by ★ UFO® ★ 3 · 3⤊ 5⤋