A) The return to Earth of Jesus Christ, fulfilling biblical prophecy,
or
B) Two sweet tickets to a Phish reunion tour concert.
2007-08-08 03:09:00 · 24 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rather limited options, don't you think?
2007-08-08 03:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
B)
I'm not a fan of Phish but my friend is so I could probably make like $50 or something. I'd never want Jesus to return. Because if he comes back billions of innocent people are going to go to hell, and thats just not right.
2007-08-08 10:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kronos 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-08-08 10:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sheila E 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about a world where all people live in reality and aren't brain washed from birth into believing a 2000 year old myth.
2007-08-08 10:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A. The presence in human affairs of Jesus Christ and the end of this system of things.
2007-08-08 10:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Immortality isn't an option son of a...
I'll take the tickets, next time you better offer eternal life on earth or a Snickers bar or anything really worth my time!
2007-08-08 10:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by BOB 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
A Tin Foil Hat!
2007-08-08 10:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo! 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Jesus returned around two thousand years ago, you didn't notice the rukus it made? I'll pass on the fish.
2007-08-08 10:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aww,can't there be a (C) like maybe Hank Williams JR?
2007-08-08 10:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of Phish.
Jesus' soul has probably been back here several times already. Like maybe Gandhi.
2007-08-08 10:16:35 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm... The Second Coming or a hippy jam band? Is there another option? 'Cause if those are my only two choices, put me down under "chewing my own leg off to get away."
2007-08-08 10:13:20 · answer #11 · answered by stmichaeldet 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋