A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to screw it as soon as I get its pyjamas off."
2007-08-08 02:13:00 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahahah
brilliant
2007-08-08 02:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quality!
2007-08-08 02:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Wonder what a long haired guinea pig would do to a sporran?
2007-08-08 04:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, oh how much fun it must be having 8 tentacles,
2007-08-08 09:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha classic confused octypus works on so many levels
2007-08-08 02:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay jane thats brill
2007-08-08 03:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many octopus can you get for sixquid?
2007-08-08 02:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one LOL
2007-08-08 04:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! haha!
2007-08-08 02:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfecto
2007-08-08 02:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by kissypuppys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋